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I'm an awesome incredibly....no wait.....animalistic attraction/force of nature...undeniable...everyone wants to be with me......ok....mom.....let me do this.....I am a dork....did I mention family is like 3 day old fish left out in the hot sun.....?.....im a nice guy.....I sometimes finish first....then I see that guy stop and so I get back in and push em on so mostly I finish last......yep that's me! I'm certain of my uncertainness.....from first to last I'm tha BEST of ....um....well.....next time I'm going to skip the race....crap....that sounds too gay.......well if its nascar...im not gonna worry about pushin that last car to the finish unless its a caboose.....too straight?

faster horses wolfs bears cubs dogs womens older wiser more loving confident men mature women .....pleasure....peace....good food organic vegetarian who eats some flowers...k...flowertarean....I love fish.....fishaterian....aquarium.....bulls...Tauris.....bliss....eggs...eggaterian....mom-----as in fuckin yours.....dad as in fuckin yours....assholian......maybe I should have read the destructions....ok ......im not gay enough to be bliss...a mature woman....not me....to twisted to be straight.....I guess my turn ons can be summed up like this...... YES ...no....maybe....please stop I have a bone stiffinin all of the sudden....I cant type for about an day no wait.....im ok now...it was just a massive swelling but I wasn't money...or honey....wtf its back! help! what is priapism? show my cock? oh that big cock belongs to my neighbor......hhhmmmm....wonder if I asked if I could take a pic.....no better not...he works out more than me.....might make me one of them cuckhold peeps.....

no one has been able to find the switch....I might be more ac than dc....no I'm not even sure what I mean bi that...wtf!!!?  means writing this fast....explains my less than creative past...meandering words that perfectly describe my confused introspective scribblings....how many letters must I spew before I can move to why do they want to know my font size? fricken tests....I know this....my font size is a number 2 quill...I plucked from my neghbors cock is 12 in......dang it...a number 2 pencil ....pass